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Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
Because to fully grasp what it's like to live the life of a breeder, you’ve gotta fully commit to getting your hands dirty and your shoes sticky.
#17. 12 cups of hot cocoa a day is not what the doc meant when he said to “stay hydrated.” Killjoy.