I may be 9-months-pregnant and completely deserving of your love and help, but I have to take a minute to thank you.
Note to my hubs: Doing any of these things will pretty much guarantee that you get lucky.
These things buzz into my bitter mind when he asks to go out after I've spent all day with the baby.
They received wedding gifts from me, so they should have reciprocated.
Spoiler alert: He didn't die.