When I was a kid, I had a doll with a hole on the ring finger of her left hand (the message: “She’s ready to get engaged!”). That’s not the kind of message I’d want my daughter to get from her toys. But after discovering these playthings, that doll doesn’t seem so bad. Here, the worst toys ever invented:
Meredith Gordon is a recovered actress and stand-up comic who has always been a "glass is half annoying" kind of girl. She write movies, blogs, and ad copy and you can find her inner-most snarky thoughts at Bad Sandy. She is married to the world's most stylish straight man and they raise their children in Los Angeles.