#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.
Every time I look in the mirror, I see a blob of a reflection. My belly, to me, looks way too big for how far along I am.
#3. Oh crap, my flip-flops are too tight. Again.
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#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.