#13. What TV show we'll watch when she finally goes to bed.
I love you and need you now more than ever, FWK. But, please let me explain how our relationship will be different now that I'm a mom.
You guys, I nearly lose my mind when he says #5.
The next time he whines, I’m going to suggest that he take care of the kids by himself for a bit.
She won't respond to texts. She never says a kind word. And she's trying to break up my marriage.