My kids sometimes need to zone the eff out, just like I do. I have Facebook and Pinterest to help me mellow out, and my kids have games and TV.
Refusing to split the parenting responsibilities equally was the best decision we've ever made.
And here's the thing: They hold absolutely NOTHING back.
No one tells someone healing from a broken leg to hurry up and tap dance. So a woman recovering from childbirth shouldn't feel any pressure to have sex.
"How did that baby get IN your belly?" + other things your preschooler will bring up, loudly, in public.