Wine label #8: Because all of your kids are in the throes of puberty at the same time.
It’s time to pry our atrophied kids off the couch and release them into some delicious fresh air! The problem? They just don’t wanna.
They've turned you into a sweatpants-wearing chauffeur, referee, maid, and short order cook. Clearly, your kids have it coming.
SNL is pretty damn funny -- especially when it's mercilessly skewering the breeding set.