Funny Tweets About The Fall Activities We Love To Hate

Fall has officially arrived! The calendar says so even if the weather isn’t totally on board yet. Now everyone has the green light to fill their weekends with all the classic fall activities we’ve been waiting all summer for. We can walk through a corn maze on our way to a pumpkin patch carrying a […]


Funny tweets about our obsession with Target

                            Oh, Target, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. First, you had me at the Dollar Spot. I mean, who doesn’t love little tchotchkes for $3 a piece? You’re practically giving this stuff away. Second, you partnered with […]


Funny tweets about the hell that is homework time

                              When your kids start elementary school, you breathe a sigh of relief that life will finally get a little easier. You’re pawning them off on someone else for six blissful hours each day, what could possibly go wrong? Unfortunately, while […]


These Tweets About The School Car Line are Everything

If you have school-aged children, chances are you’re familiar with the dreaded school car line. It’s the line you begrudgingly get into each day to drop-off and pick-up little Billy or Susie. It’s usually longer than any line you encounter at Disney World, typically fellow parents are trying to cut in front of you as […]


Funny Tweets That Prove Fall Is The Best Season

Some people believe fall doesn’t start until September 22nd, meanwhile others (ahem..me) are ready for fall the minute the clock strikes 12:00AM on September 1st. Regardless of which side you fall on, I think we can all agree that fall is the best of all the seasons. You get to wear sweaters that hide the […]


5 Books About Kindergarten To Read With Your Child

The transition from preschool to kindergarten is a big deal, and for a lot of kids (and parents) it causes anxiety as they worry about…well, everything. My second child just started and even though she was mostly excited, she did have nervous energy leading up to the big day. There are so many firsts that […]


Don’t Be A Slave To The Sleep Schedule

When I was pregnant with my first child, I was bombarded by friends, family, and random strangers about the importance of a sleep schedule for my yet to be born baby. The advice sounded like this: “Get him on a schedule the moment you get him home from the hospital or you’ll regret it!” “Give him […]


Truths Every Mom Knows About Raising a Daughter

When the doctor announces that the little bundle you’re expecting is a girl, you automatically have visions of sugar, spice, and everything nice dancing around your delusional head. You believe your life will be consumed by all things frilly and pink, and you are 100% okay with this, even if you don’t admit it. During […]


What Does Cocktail Casual Even Mean?

I recently received an invitation to attend a social outing for an adults-only event. The focus of the evening would be all things wine. Wine tasting, wine pairings, wine history, wine-induced memory loss, followed, of course, by wine-filled regrets when your kids wake you up at the crack of dawn the next morning. I enthusiastically […]


Why I’m Letting My Kids Be Bored This Summer

I’m kind of a procrastinator when it comes to planning my kids’ summer breaks. Each year I tell myself I’ll schedule a variety of camps that will enrich and entertain them while occupying all their free time. Giving them lasting memories of a summer spent doing fun scheduled activities so no one utters the words […]