Funny tweets about our obsession with Target

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, Target, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

First, you had me at the Dollar Spot. I mean, who doesn’t love little tchotchkes for $3 a piece? You’re practically giving this stuff away.

Second, you partnered with Starbucks coffee. Allowing sleep deprived moms the ability to sip a hot beverage while casually roaming aisles filled with cute throw pillows and other stylish home decor.

Third, and arguably the most important reason is that we can come to you for clothing, toothpaste, wine, and diapers all in one place. You make it so we don’t have to drag our impatient hooligans to three different stores. This has made you invaluable to moms everywhere, and we do not take you for granted. You never disappoint us. Well, there was that one time during back to school shopping, but I’m mostly over it now.

So is it the bullseye logo that captivates us in a hypnotic trance as we stumble into your welcoming arms like yoga pant clad zombies, or maybe the dollar spot that has everything and nothing we need all at the same time? We may never know for sure. But one thing is for certain, you will always be the place we go when we’re happy, sad, or in need of more dry shampoo; these funny tweets are proof of that.

 

Our family crest is the Target bullseye. 

Some of us look for reasons to go to Target. Is it an addiction? Probably. Are there worse problems to have? Not according to my husband

First of all, the answer is never “no.” And there’s a good chance that everything in the dollar spot is something we desperately and urgently need. 

If you program your GPS right, all roads can lead to Target. 

Disney World is great, but every mom wants to go shopping at Target, preferably alone. Especially after chaperoning twenty-two screaming kids at a petting zoo.

To be honest, you could summon me with just the bullseye logo and a pitcher of margaritas. It doesn’t take much to make me happy. 

Now the secret is out, “let’s meet in the club” is really mom code for “let’s meet at Target and all wear our nicest pair of black yoga pants.”

See, it’s true, Target really does have everything. 

I’ll let you in on a little secret, it’s impossible to go to Target for just a few things. No one’s ever been able to do it in the history of ever. 

What we’re saying is, no woman can resist the magnetic pull of the bullseye so you should probably just pick your battles.